Get on Her High Horse!

     The soft, cool breeze floats through the rickety barn door. George, a jack of all trades, was removing the saddle off of his trusty steed when a picture perfect woman walked in.
     "For the love of God," exclaimed George, "I'm to avoid you like the black plaque."
     Curley's wife stopped in her tracks and exclamed, "I'm just looking for Curley, but looking at you makes me feel like a kid in the candy store." George was confused on how to proceed. He knew that he was stuck inbetween a rock and a hard place by feeling this way, but needless to say she was too hot to hande.
     "Love is blind," George replied.
     "Your not one to beat around the bush eh?"
     "Not when it comes to you. You can bet your bottom dollar that i just fell in love," George replied.
     "Keep this from Curley or he will act like a bat out of hell."
     At that moment Curley's wife leaned in and kissed George. She pulled away and began to leave the barn saying, "You better bite your tounge boy."