Treated Equal?

     Welcome to High School! The place to be if you want to be treated like everyone else! As soon as you walk into the door you are greeted by a welcoming committee of brutish, pot-heads who would like nothing more than to flush your head down the toilet. But that's okay because they are just wanting to let you know how much they care about your well being. While your head is being plunged inside the shiny bowl you might as well take a look at the artwork surrounding you and keeping you up with the latest gossip. You can learn how much of a "whore" Sally is, or how many people have slept with the point guard on the basketball team. If you tuck your shirt into your jeans or wear orthopedic footwear be prepared for some extra special attention from your new best friends.  Don't expect much mediation by the teachers part however. They spend much of their spare time sitting behind the comfort of their desks becoming more and more distant from their students. Parents be proud of your children's education, because for the thousands of dollars you put into the system, your children will come out being self assured and develop a great character from their four years of pure bliss.